Bald Men Beware – Horseflies Drawn To Your Skull!
I was walking down Michigan Avenue this morning and fell in step behind a man roughly my age with a shaved head, a somewhat too-large suit (looks like he’s lost some weight, I thought), and a briefcase. Apparently there’s a machine tools convention in town, the barman last night told me it was a big one, about 100,000 people, and this guy had the look of someone in the machine tool sales way. There was a pretty substantial fly sitting at the very top of his head, enjoying the sun beaming down and since we were walking with the wind, probably appreciating the relative stillness on top of his host as well. I’ve been that guy before and I was wondering whether I should warn him; by the time one becomes aware of a horsefly on one’s pate, it’s far too late, and the bite will be great. I just chuckled as I came up with the rhyme and let the bug be. On the next corner, we stopped for the crossing light, and the bug stayed, calm, satisfied I expect. I zipped by him when the light turned. Continue reading “Headlines from a lost newspaper”